Boot Camp Laughter: A Marine's Unforgettable Boot Camp Journeys
Every boot camp has its share of memorable moments, and as one Marine reflects, some of the most vivid memories involve laughter, not just drill sergant shouting and rigorous training. From being
getting unfairly punched to playing baseball and even the most unlikely acts of defiance, these stories offer a glimpse into the camaraderie and humor often found in the harshest of environments. Dive into this tale of the Marine Corps training, and see how it's not just about discipline, but also about the unexpected moments that can bring joy and laughter during one of the most challenging periods of a Marine's life.
Unintended Humor: Being Punches and Son of a Veteran
My time in boot camp is filled with excellent stories, but none may be more memorable than the time I got punched in the throat and gut, not once, but twice, for laughing at my fellow recruits. It all started during the first phase when a couple of drill sergeants (D.I.) were verbally tormenting another recruit, and I couldn't help but chuckle.
When the drill sergeant, Sgt. German, asked me why I was laughing, I hadn't thought much of it and simply compared him to my retired father, Maj. E.B., who was a Marine in the late 1960s. Surprisingly, the drill sergeants were hearing my father as a reason to take it easy on me in the 3rd phase. That little joke brought a smile to my face and perhaps softened their approach.
Another incident involved a grenade throwing exercise. We were to simulate throwing a grenade at a Russian target, but the training involved a more chaotic scenario. I was to throw a grenade at the target, but instead, the drill sergeant fell on me. The training was supposed to be more about living the moment than following orders to the letter. I managed to throw the grenade well, but the drill sergeant's reaction was far from what I expected.
Having been a pitcher for nine years, I threw the grenade with precision. After the throw, the drill sergeant yelled, "Son, you're a bad mother fucker!" It became my nickname for a reason, and it was a story of unexpected humor in a very serious and intense environment.
Making the Best of Boot Camp: Best Moments and Humor
One of the most memorable moments during boot camp came on August 1970, when I was stationed at the Navy Recruit Depot in San Diego. We were standing in formation, and I could see the Chief Petty Officer barking at recruits as he walked down the line. He was famous for being utterly ruthless. Each recruit faced him with all the respect a Marine should display, and then there was Scott Sanders.
Scott was a short, stocky 19-year-old who was a reserve. He was working hard to shine his shoes, but in a world where recruits were expected to respond with instant, perfect responses like "Yes, sir!" and "Right away, sir!" his answer was a nasal whine, "Yeah, they are." The Chief looked at him, and his eyes seemed to roll back in his head. Immediately, Sanders' demeanor changed. He responded with stiff pride and military precision: "Yes, sir. My shoes need to be better." The Chief seemed momentarily speechless, but then nodded and moved on.
This moment showed a glimpse of the unexpected humor and humanity that can be found within the most intense of environments. Every Marine has their story, and it's these stories that bring a smile to our faces long after we've left boot camp.
Conclusion: Embracing Humor in Boot Camp
Boot camp is known for its rigor and strict discipline, but it's also a time where Marines, who may have rarely laughed before, find humor in the most unlikely of places. Stories like these, whether about being punched for laughing or the momentary defiance shown by Scott Sanders, remind us that even in the harshest of environments, there's room for laughter and camaraderie. Turn moments of levity into bonds that last a lifetime, and remember the Marines you serve with, in and out of training.