Worst Tattoo Mistakes: Stories from the Real World
It’s common to come across stories of people sharing the most worst tattoo mistakes they have encountered online. However, there are countless examples of such mistakes that happen in person, often leading to long-term regret and embarrassment.
1. The Depiction of Jesus Above the Tailbone
One memorable story involves a woman I met at the YMCA, who confided in me about a tattoo that started off well but ended up in a tricky situation. She had a depiction of Jesus tattooed just above her tailbone. After getting married, her husband felt uncomfortable seeing this religious symbol on her skin during intimate moments. In an effort to please her husband, she decided to get his name tattooed above the portrait of Jesus. This solution, while creative, may or may not have resolved the initial issue.
2. The Oversized and Misleading Angel Wings
Another prime example is a woman wearing a halter top, who had large angel wings tattooed on her back, stretched under her clothing in blackletter capitals: GAURDIAN. The design, though visually striking, was a significant mistake. The wings were too large and the spelling, which was incorrect as “carpe biem” instead of the correct Latin “carpe diem” (seize the day), was a glaring error.
3. Misplacement of a Personal Statement
A few years back, I witnessed a fascinating incident in a Brisbane restaurant. The waitress, an attractive young woman in a short skirt, had the Latin phrase “seize the day” tattooed down her leg in very large lowercase gothic script. However, the phrase was incorrectly spelled, adding a humorous yet unfortunate element to the design.
4. A Symmetry-Blunder with Tribal Design
Finally, I have a first-hand experience that stole my heart when I was 22, after getting into the tattoo business. I had a deep-seated desire for a personalized tattoo that would incorporate my family. I decided to design my own, symbolizing the three of us with our zodiac signs entangled in intricate lines and a circular pattern. After weeks of preparation, I was ready to get the tattoo done.
Upon visiting the tattoo shop, we discussed placements and it was decided to put the design on the back of my right shoulder. The artist carefully transferred my design onto my skin and assured me that the positioning was perfect. However, within an hour, I noticed the mistake. The stencil had been placed upside down, leading to an upside-down tattoo. The good news is that the intricate design partially concealed this mistake, and only those who know my story would be aware. Alternatively, getting a hug and looking down over my shoulder would provide the right side up version of the design.
Conclusion
These stories highlight the importance of thought and precision when it comes to getting a tattoo. From misspelling a Latin phrase to misplacement of religious symbols, these examples serve as warnings. Tattoos are permanent, and they can sometimes have unintended consequences that affect both the tattooed individual and their relationships.