Unleashing Trickery and Brilliance: Batman’s Nemesis’s Preparations

If faced with the daunting challenge of taking down Batman, one might think it's a suicide mission. However, with a month of preparation, a creative and determined nemesis can craft an inventive strategy to outwit the Dark Knight. Let's delve into the unconventional and humorous plans devised to take down Batman.

The Nemesis's Insights

According to our fictional nemesis, the only way to take down Batman is by scaring him. Batman's primary fear, as he often muses about, is the death of his parents. This knowledge serves as the core of the plan.

With just one month to prepare, this savvy individual decides to borrow a page from the book of Kevin McCallister, the sneaky young hero from Home Alone. Kevin's quick thinking and ability to plan ahead serve as the inspiration for a battle strategy as unique as it is daring.

Preparation and Team Building

The first step is to assemble a team of teenagers. Scouting for these young allies, the nemesis gathers them together and arms them with an arsenal of unconventional weapons and costumes.

Dabbing and Distracting

The team will begin their efforts by riding scooters to the scene of every crime. They'll dab and play the iconic song "Gucci Gang" to create a chaotic and disorienting atmosphere. This will serve as a ploy to catch Batman off guard.

When Batman announces that "You all can leave, Batman has this under control," the team will boldly respond with, "Nawww Batsy. We are Batman," followed by the tongue-in-cheek response, "Fo shizzle." Armed with fidget spinners, the team will then pelt the villains with these toys, causing them to stumble and lose focus.

Jumping into Action

Next, donning an Iron Man costume, the nemesis will proclaim, "I am Iron Man property of Marvel Entertainment and the Walt Disney Corporation!" This savvy plot twist will not only alienate Batman but also bring a lawsuit against the comic.

Infiltrating and Creating Chaos

To further disorient Batman, the nemesis will break some low-level prisoners out of jail, paying them to act out storylines from soap operas. For instance, "Condiment King loves Orca but she loves Calendar Man! Whatever shall they do?" This romantic subplot will add a cheesy but humorous dimension to the chaos.

Faking Death for Triumph

To create a more dramatic plot twist, the nemesis will fake their death at the end of each issue. Triumphantly returning in the next issue, the comic will maintain an air of ambiguity and intrigue. This will keep the readers captivated and participate in the comic's feels.

The Final Plan: Engineering Bat-shark-repellent

If all else fails, the nemesis will take advantage of their extensive knowledge of Batman's comic universe. Using this knowledge, they will engineer a "reverse bat-shark-repellent" to non-repel sharks in a bat-like manner. With the intention of spraying this concoction into Gotham Harbor, the nemesis will wait for a shark to swarm and then build a ramp in the water.

The daring plan involves the nemesis riding their scooter up the ramp and being propelled with the chaos of the shark attack. However, readers will ultimately conclude that this is an unsatisfying ending, reflecting the age-old phrase "It really jumped the shark."

Thus, despite the seemingly endless array of tactics and plans, Batman remains undefeated. Agility, wit, and a hint of fear will always ensure that the Dark Knight prevails.