The Worst Things I Have Seen In Bathroom Stall: True Stories And Lessons
Everyone has their stories to share, especially those involving uncomfortable and foul experiences in the bathroom stall. From a particularly noxious incident involving a 49er fan and a large puddle of pee to the story of the bully who revealed an even more repulsive discovery, these tales highlight the importance of maintaining proper toilet hygiene and the unspoken rules of public restrooms. Let's explore these true stories and the lessons we can all learn from them.
The Fuzzy Turd And The Slugs Kiss
One of the most memorable experiences was when I encountered a tampon and a 'slugs kiss' left in a bathroom stall. The tampon was hovering above a partially decomposed stool in the toilet water, while a tiny bit of feces was left behind by a person who kissed the bowl before flushing. This scene was not only gross but also a stark reminder of the lack of proper toilet hygiene that individuals can exhibit.
A 5-Year-Old’s Foul Surprise
Another incident was when my neighbor's son, a 5-year-old, used the toilet and promptly fled without flushing. When I went in to flush, I discovered a massive, foul-smelling stool that was the size of two of my fists and as long and thick as my forearm. This was particularly shocking given that such a large amount could only come from a small child. When I informed my neighbor, he shared that the boy had been constipated for a week, underlining the consequences of poor toilet habits and the need for proper care, especially in children.
The Oakland Uriah Incident
During a Raiders/49ers game in Oakland, a Samoan fan got himself into a bit of trouble. This large and loud support for the 49ers, feeling that the toilet in the old stadium was an acceptable place to relieve himself, shouted an unprintable phrase at the Raiders. But he soon found out that the fans in Oakland were not to be messed with. Four large men quickly subdued him and dunked him in the trough of pee as a form of 'retribution'. The man can be seen struggling and spitting out the urine of hundreds of fans as he tried to get out of the trough.
The Class Bully and the Horrible Sight
Another memorable experience comes from high school. On a hot summer day, the class bully revealed a disturbing sight to the boys. Despite some protests, he managed to open a stall door revealing something unimaginable. The air in the bathroom was already unappealing, but this sight was a different level of noxious. The contents of the toilet were so foul that it made the noxious winds from a plains of hell seem preferable. Yelling and shock ensued as the smell permeated the air. This experience taught us about the need for proper toilet hygiene and the importance of respecting public restrooms as places for relief rather than public displays of rebellion.
In conclusion, these stories serve as a stark reminder of the importance of proper toilet hygiene, clean public restrooms, and respecting the customs and unwritten rules of communal spaces. It's essential to remember that what may seem funny or dramatic at the time could have serious health and social consequences. Let's all do our part to maintain a cleaner and more respectful environment for everyone.