The Ultimate Star Wars Drinking Game: Entertain and Enjoy with Friends

The Ultimate Star Wars Drinking Game: Entertain and Enjoy with Friends

Looking for a fun and engaging drinking game to liven up your next Star Wars party? Look no further! This comprehensive guide includes over 30 unique drinking game rules for each Star Wars film. Not only will you have a blast recreating scenes and shouting various lines, but you’ll also indulge in a few laughs at some of the most iconic movie moments. Let's dive into the rules and get ready for an unforgettable night!

General Rules

While each film has its own unique drinking game rules, there are some general guidelines that can be applied throughout the famous saga:

Drink once every time either Darth Vader, Palpatine, or Emperor say... Engage in friendly banter and competiveness without making it rowdy or unpleasant. Keep the atmosphere fun and light-hearted to ensure everyone has a good time.

Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Drink once and scream whenever someone mentions '19th Republic.' Chug your drinks every time you hear a scientific incoherence. Finish your drink if you fail to shout "Wait a minute...I have a really bad feeling about this." when Anakin activates the droid spare parts.

Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Drink once every time something happens that is not shown on-screen. Drink once every time there is a blatant continuity error with the original trilogy. Finish your drink if you hear Hayden Christiansen's attempt at a Jedi voice. Shout "Serial killer!" every time a romantic line fits this description. Drink once if you see Natalie Portman in a skimpy outfit (she's that distracting). Drench yourself in a pitcher of beer if you're struck by how hilarious "Kit Fisto" sounds. Shout "R2D2 flies!" every time R2D2 takes off into the air.

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Drink once if you wonder whether it's genuinely better or whether you're just depressed. Laugh and chug your mixed drinks when General Grievous coughs. Finish your drink and shout "It's so stupid!" if something makes the Jedi look foolish. Drink once every time Anakin goes to the dark side too easily (the whole point of the movie, right?) Shout when you want the final lightsaber battle to end. Drain your glass if something is too graphic for children under the age of 8. Finish your drink and scream "Tauntaun!" every time Palpatine drops a Sith hint.

Episode IV: A New Hope

Drink once every time Darth Vader gets angry, because his nose flare always makes youlaugh. Chug if you hear someone say "Blaster nukes" in place of "Lightsaber." (Don't do this aloud, or you’ll get glanced over!) Pour a shot if you can’t shout "You're evil! I'm a Jedi, like my father!" at the right time.

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Drink once if you’re conscious that there are more close-ups in this film than in the other movies (because there are). Chug "To the Emperor!" if you can’t say "To Our Father!" every time a close-up ends with a huge, white Jedi face. Chug if you hear "A sunset with you on my balcony," followed by an ominous laugh from Darth Vader. Shout "Silence!" every time the Millennium Falcon goes wrong (or manages to pass through a storm). It's very hard to do, honestly, but if you're a real fan, you will feel accomplished. Broadcast your disappointment (and a drink) when C3PO talks about the oddness of Atlantis. Laugh when Yoda laughs too much, as it’s both unsettling and pleasing. Shout "Boba Fett!" every time Boba Fett walks up to the party, uninterrupted by a lightsaber duel or any other action. Chug if you see Luke or Vader in pain (because it's hilarious, trust us).

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Drink once every time you wonder how David Lynch would have done a given scene (including the duel between Jyn and Kait#237;n?Suru). Yes, it's a serious question and no, we are not making fun of George Lucas here. This is a drinking game, after all. Chug if you see Jabba the Hutt's tongue (or any other well-defined, angular creature in a close-up). Drink once every time someone mentions Clerks instead of The Clerks (or in any way you know is wrong). This is a drinking game, after all, and we couldn't possibly be serious about this rule, could we? Pour a drink if anyone mentions "How did they make that dress fit so well?" when discussing Leia’s outfit (because they somehow did a great job). Drink twice if Darth Vader and the Emperor are pictured togethsol;er (because it's really strange and they don't belong there). Finish your drink and shout "Finally!" when they cross the destruction of the Death Star.

Bonus Rules

Variations:

Drink once every time you think of the three new films that will be made (we'll update this with news as they come). Drink once every time you feel the need to make a Family Guy, Robot Chicken, or To Boldly Flee joke (though we won't be graded on creativity). Drink once every time you wish you were watching something else. Drink again if that something else is either Star Trek or Flash Gordon (again, we can all get relapsed). Finish your drink if you made it through the end credits in one piece.

These rules are perfect for making a Star Wars party truly memorable. So, gather your friends, collect your drinks, and get ready for a night of laughter, gaming, and reminiscence! Don't forget to attach fun little signs and banners around your theme room. And if you plan ahead and stock up on the right mixers and spirits, the night will go on. Enjoy the saga, and may the fun be with you!