The Most Unusual Drinking Games That'll Test Your Endurance

From laughter tracks to beer bowling, drinking games come in all shapes and complexities. Some are as simple as they are dangerous, while others offer a strategic and playful challenge. Join me as I explore some of the weirdest and most entertaining drinking games people have devised.

Good Luck Charlie Drinking Game: The Suicide Game

One of the most peculiar drinking games I've ever encountered originates from the Disney Channel program Good Luck Charlie. I can only think of this game as the ‘suicide drinking game’ due to its inherent danger and relentless pace. Here’s the simple yet dangerous rule: drink whenever you hear a laugh track playing in the background. Believe me, you won't realize how often the laugh track occurs until you play it yourself. In my first attempt, I discovered that a laugh track plays every three seconds.

Before you know it, you'll finish your second drink in less than five minutes. I had to take a break quickly; the mere thought of that night still makes me feel nauseous. This game might be entertaining, but it’s risky and not recommended for the faint-hearted.

My Penis Is: The Alphabetical Adjective Game

I’ve also played a few more tame but still interesting games, one of which is called “My Penis Is.” This game is much slower-paced and less intense compared to the Good Luck Charlie suicide game. Here’s how it works: one person starts by declaring, “my penis is [adjective]” which is then followed by everyone else contributing new adjectives that start with the same letter. Naturally, the women play the corresponding game: “my vagina is.” The catch is that whoever cannot come up with a new adjective has to down a drink.

I can proudly say I’m the undefeated champion of this game. My winning adjective was a surprising but morbid one: ‘illiterate.’ You'd be surprised how much creativity people can muster when they're faced with drunken challenges like this.

Beer Bowling: Strategic Cheers and Knockouts

One of my favorite drinking games is beer bowling. It’s a mix of camaraderie, strategy, and alcohol that can keep you on your toes. In beer bowling, you need two rows of players and a game master, and I prefer to be the game master because I love being in control and don’t drink much.

The objective is simple: each person sits on a chair, and there are cans of beer placed between each player on both rows. The aim is to knock over these cans using a ball – anything from a tennis ball to a basketball will do. These cans of beer act as a makeshift bowling pin. If one of your cans gets knocked over, you have to consume it. The twist lies in the game's strict rules: every action necessitates permission from the game master, and any unauthorized actions result in a punishment.

The game is not just about prowess and accuracy but also about strategy. You can choose to go for a more aggressive approach to clear cans, or you can opt for a defensive position and protect your own cans. This game requires a bit more planning and often becomes a team-based competition where the group works together to outsmart each other.

These games not only provide a memorable and hilarious night filled with laughter and friendly competition but also serve as practical exercises in drinking etiquette and risk management. So if you’re ever in search of a night to test your endurance and creativity, these are definitely games worth considering.

Remember, always drink responsibly and enjoy the games with friends who share your sense of humor.