The Funniest Bad Jokes and Terrible Puns in the World

Jokes can bring laughter, but some can be grown and lead to groans. From the cringe-worthy to the?insanely?absurd, we present a collection of the funniest, yet often the most terrible, jokes in the world.

The Accidental Hunting Mishap

Imagine two hunters out in the wilderness when one of them accidentally shoots his companion—a situation straight out of a bad movie. The injured hunter dials 911 with a sense of panic, stating, 'Oh my God, I think I've killed my best friend!' To this, the emergency dispatcher calmly responds, 'Okay, stay calm. Just to be sure, make sure he is dead.'

The hunter hangs up the phone, and a brief moment later, the dispatcher hears a click followed by another voice. 'Now what?' the caller asks, seemingly unperturbed. This darkly humorous joke has stood the test of time and continues to amuse those with a twisted sense of humor.

The Pub Exodus

This next one involves a fascinating tale that plays into the realm of the absurd. A boy is born without any limbs or a body, just a head. Despite this, his parents treat him as any other child. On his 18th birthday, his father takes him to a pub for the first time. What unfolds is a night of?astonishment?and growth.

After the boy takes a sip, his torso grows out of his neck, followed by two arms, and then, much to everyone's delight, legs grow out as well. However, the joy of the moment is short-lived. Delirious laughter turns to shock as the boy, now fully grown, follows a bad piece of advice. He continues to sip and consequently becomes a target for a truck, leading to his tragic, yet humorous, demise. The bartender, sadly, concludes, 'Poor boy, he should have stopped while he was ahead.'

The Tragic Case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

In the not-so-vaunted annals of history, Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed have been the only two individuals to ever die from Carpool Tunnel Syndrome. This joke, while humorous, serves as a reminder to always be mindful of one's health and the value of a good joke.

The Tale of Three Kingdoms

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more absurd, here's a historical tale that has been making rounds on the internet. In a time of war and conflict, three kingdoms bordering a lake fought over an island. Each kingdom sent troops to battle, but their preparations were vastly different. The first kingdom was wealthy and had a massive army, yet their squires cavorted and jousting. The second kingdom had a smaller troop, similarly scrapping for time between cavorting and sharpening weapons. The third kingdom had only one elderly knight and his squire, who slung a pot over the fire and prepared the armor.

The next day, the battle began, and as the squires of the first two kingdoms were engaged, the squire of the third kingdom fought alone. Against all odds, he held them at a stalemate, proving that sometimes, the smallest or least expected thing can make the biggest difference.

More Terrible Jokes and Puns to Enjoy

These are just a few examples of the funniest, yet most terrible, jokes in the world. If you're looking for more, here are a few more just for you:

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. Why did the pizza get arrested? Because it was a suspect in a murder case.

Remember, laughter is a universal language, and these jokes provide a little something for everyone—from the serious to the absurd. Share these with friends and family and see who gets a kick out of them!