The Celebrities I Would Never Want to Talk To: A Personal Perspective

I have never understood the allure of fame, and the price it exacts is often too high. When it comes to celebrities, there are those who, no matter who they are, would be unappealing to me even if they had no scandals or controversies. It’s not about defending them, or even about the content of their work—though some of their acts, music, and projects can be quite distasteful. The issue is the people, their attitudes, and the impact they leave behind. Here are the celebrities I would prefer to encounter in print or television rather than in person:

Simon Cowell

As a white man, I’ve had enough bad experiences to avoid any celebrity with a vagina entirely. The idea of talking to someone who has a history of shrieking for violence before even speaking to them is unbearable. They often seem to carry a deep-seated hatred for men, which is as unsettling as it is threatening.

The Kardashians

When it comes to the Kardashian-Jenner family, I would never want to talk to any of them. Their constant presence in media and social platforms has turned them into something more than just a family. They have become a twisted reflection of their lives and the public's insatiable appetite for their drama. Even if I wanted to, I doubt I could stomach any of their interactions or expressions.

Donald Trump

As a reporter based in New York, my path crossed with Donald Trump only a few times, and I will tell you that there’s no reason to seek out this man, no matter whom or where. He’s a political figure who has shown little regard for the journalistic process or pluralism. Describing him with only three letters is an understatement, as capitals and periods are often optional when it comes to him.

The Challenges of Celebrity Interviews

Over the years, I’ve interviewed countless celebrities, and most were genuinely nice and willing to engage in a real conversation. However, there were two individuals who made the experience particularly unpleasant. The first is Martha Stewart. Known for her warm and welcoming demeanor on television, her real persona was notably different when faced with a challenging article. Her reaction was scornful, and she sent an angry three-page letter complaining about the unflattering portrayal. This reveal, much to the chagrin of her fans who had only seen her on TV, was a stark contrast to the real woman who was often judged by her appearance and lifestyle.

Marjoe Gortner: The Condescending Has-Beenz

Another individual I found equally unpleasant was Marjoe Gortner, a figure who may not be a household name today but whose condescending attitude and self-important demeanor made any interaction with him unbearable. As a magazine writer in the 1980s and 1990s, Gortner presented himself as a major player, but his real personality was anything but. Being oblivious to the promotional value of the interviews he appeared in, Gortner’s refusal to acknowledge the significance of the media presence was a clear indication that he didn’t deserve the attention he was given. Even in contemporary discourse, mentioning his name feels like a wasted breath.

Final Thoughts

In conclusion, the list of celebrities I would avoid is as long as the list of controversies in their personal and professional lives. The issue isn’t just about the misconduct or scandals; it’s about the inherent creepiness of these interactions. When faced with individuals who are more concerned with their public image than with genuine human interaction, it becomes clear that there are some celebrities I would prefer to avoid, even if their work or public personas are otherwise impressive.