Surviving the Zombpocalypse: Choosing the Perfect Gun

Imagine you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, with WWZ type zombies lurking around every corner. A genie appears before you and offers a simple choice: one gun and unlimited ammo. Your survival depends on what you choose. Let's examine your options and which gun might be your best bet.

No Reloading Debate

Suppose the genie grants no reloading at all. In this scenario, a shotgun could be the ideal choice. Specifically, an AA-12 would be a top pick. After a swift blast, the zombie would go down. The AA-12 is known for its high-capacity shells, making it a powerful and fast-firing weapon that can tackle multiple zombies without the need to reload.

Reloading with Magic Ammo

If reloading is required but magic ensures the ammo refills automatically, an assault rifle becomes a viable option. Personally, I’d choose the HK-433. After a bit of practice, I could reload in under 3 seconds, which is crucial in a survival situation. The HK-433’s sleek design and lightweight nature make it a favorite for quick, controlled shooting.

My AR-Choice

If I were to keep it simple, one of my AR rifles would be the best option. The ammunition is small and easily storable, allowing me to carry plenty of rounds. The projectiles are light, reducing the risk of over-penetration and collateral damage. Moreover, the lack of significant recoil makes it easier to handle in the chaos of a zombie-infested world.

Full Auto or Hunting Arsenal?

The choice could vary based on your situation. If you have a fortified location, a full-auto weapon such as a minigun or even an M16 might be ideal. However, if mobility is essential, a weapon that can serve dual purposes, like hunting and defending, would be preferable. The Mini-14 or an AR platform rifle could fit this bill. These rifles provide enough firepower while remaining manageable to carry and use for hunting.

Flame Thrower Fantasy

For those who prefer a more extreme solution, a flame thrower might be the perfect weapon. Not only does it effectively burn zombies, making them permanently non-threatening, but it can also eliminate unwanted odors. The same logic applies to "zombie literature"; a flame thrower would be a handy tool for getting rid of it all!

When zombies and genies meet, the zombpocalypse truly becomes a dystopian nightmare. But with the right choice of weapon, survival is within reach. Whether you opt for a reliable shotgun, a versatile assault rifle, a functional AR, or the ultimate flame thrower, the key is to choose a weapon that suits your needs in any given situation. So, what would you choose in a WWZ-style zombie apocalypse?