Seinfeld: Why This Show is Horribly Misunderstood and Unfunny

I am a huge fan of 80s and 90s sitcoms, but Seinfeld is, by far, the most unfunny, amateur-written show I've ever seen. Those who defend it by saying it's because of the 90s or that Seinfeld tries to be sophisticated by tackling topics like masturbation and homosexuality are nonsense. Their poor writing is evident, and their characters being self-centered, mean, and unfunny is just the tip of the iceberg.

Why is Seinfeld Unfunny?

The writing is so bad that it's laughable. The characters, portrayed as mean and self-centered, are hardly relatable. George, with his short, bald, unattractive appearance, constantly dating beautiful women is pure fantasy. Jerry, the supposed comedian, is terrible and comes across as unmanly. The supposed career twists and 'funny' moments are nothing but ridiculous and unrealistic.

The Characters and their Unfunniness

Seinfeld's characters are not only unfunny but also unlovable. Elaine, who looks like a small girl and dresses inappropriately, pretends to be sophisticated. George, short, bald, and with glasses, dates beautiful women all the time. Jerry, with his squeaky voice and flimsy physique, is a terrible actor and comedian. These unfunny antics are not just amusing; they are cringe-worthy.

Criticisms of the Plot and Writing

The writing is so amateur that it's unbelievable. The plots are so ridiculous that they could only come from a farce. Stupid storylines like "He's a face closer" or "She eats peas one by one" add to the show's overall mockery. The characters, who judge everyone around them, are themselves judgmental and unrealistic, making it hard for viewers to relate to them.

Why Seinfeld is a Massive Fiasco

Larry David, the creator, is not a genius. His writing is insufferable. The use of 17-year-old women, 15-year-old breasts, and justifying pedophilia are not just inappropriate but also disgusting. The show's attempts at humor are so bad that it would be censored today on social media.

Friends vs. Seinfeld: A Clear Contrast

Friends, on the other hand, is a show that makes sense from start to finish. Characters like Ross, Monica, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are relatable and down-to-earth. The humor is clever and the plot twists are logical. The endings are satisfying, and the actors excel in their roles. Seinfeld, however, is a monumental failure, with poorly acted scenes and amateurish writing.

Seinfeld's end credits with fake applause and humor Taliban scenes are an embarrassment. The characters are empty, pretentious, and unserious. Kramer and Newman, while sometimes providing some laughs, do not outweigh the show's numerous failings. If you still appreciate Seinfeld after seeing all this, you must be part of the moronic defense squad that refuses to acknowledge the show's poor quality.

So, if you're defending Seinfeld, please stop. It's not a genius show, and it's not worth the time and effort. It's time to let Seinfeld be remembered as a true disaster in television history.