Raising Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen: An Innovative Approach for Westeros
In the world of Westeros, the raising of children is not just a matter of love but a strategic process to ensure the survival and prosperity of one's legacy. If I were lord of the Lannister Dynasty, my approach to raising Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen would be both stringent and multifaceted to ensure they are well-prepared to lead their respective domains.
The Early Years: Firm Foundations
Raising Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen would begin in a firm and militaristic environment. Specifically, I would have a 1-to-1 conversation with Ser Rolland Storm, known as Selmy, to discuss the previous administration and ascertain who should remain and who should be removed. Selmy's disdain for Varys would make me more inclined to see Varys' departure from the realm as beneficial.
Strategic Marriages for Stability
An effective strategy to solidify alliances would involve aligning with powerful families. Stannis Baratheon's original idea of marrying House Florent was a half-decent plan, but Joffrey's marriage to Lysa Arryn strengthened the Lannisters' position. However, I would consider marrying Stannis to Lysa's daughter, Lynesse Hightower. With her beauty and charm, it is hoped that she would encourage Stannis to produce more heirs, thus ensuring his loyalty to the small council.
Securing the Crownlands and Stormlands
To solidify my grip on the crownlands and stormlands, I would unite these regions under a single banner. This would bolster the Baratheon dynasty's army to near 35k men. To ensure loyalty, I would replace the Gold Cloaks with loyal stormlanders and hire Brynden Tully as Lord of the Green Compass. Additionally, Jon Arryn, Cressen, Tywin Lannister, Stannis Baratheon, and Randyll Tarly would occupy key positions.
Upbringing: A Balanced Education
The children would be trained in various skills, including swordsmanship, administration, diplomacy, and military strategy. Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen would train under Selmy and Jamie Lannister. Under Cressen's watchful eye, they would be taught administration, military tactics, and Tywin's diplomatic nuances. To expose them to diplomacy and education, personal guards such as Sandor Clegane would follow Joffrey and Tommen. They would spend half their time as wards, visiting places like Casterly Rock, Oldtown, Winterfell, Storm's End, and the Eyrie. As they grow older, they would venture to more challenging locations like Horn Hill, Last Hearth, and Bear Island.
Addressing Succession Issues
To address Tywin's succession issues, I would be clear with him regarding his plans. While I concur that Tyrion is unsuitable to lead the Westerlands, the dynasty needs every warrior it can get. Castle Rock (CR), where the Starks are located, will be part of Tyrion's inheritance, thus starting his own cadet house. If Tywin agrees to my proposal, Myrcella would ultimately marry her uncle Renly in a matriarchal way, giving her Lordship of Storm's End.
Compromise and Stability
Marrying them off to strategic alliances and ensuring a balanced upbringing would create a stable environment for these children. By choosing capable guardians and teaching them a variety of skills, I aim to instill in them the qualities necessary to lead their respective domains. This approach reflects a blend of strict discipline and well-rounded education, ensuring Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen are ready to face the challenges of their future reigns.
Conclusion
By focusing on both the immediate and long-term needs of my family, I can ensure the Lannister Dynasty remains a formidable force in Westeros. The upbringing of Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen would reflect the meticulous planning and strategic thinking required to secure the future of the Lannisters.