What Should Piers Morgan Do Next?

The question of what Piers Morgan should do next has been a subject of much debate in recent times. Examine the various viewpoints, and you will find a mix of criticism, mixed with a call for public service and therapy.

Retiring from Public Life

One argument posits that if a certain “BNBR” (Be Nice or Be Quiet) policy applies to everyone, not just Quora users, then Piers Morgan should retire from public life. The suggestion is that he should spend his remaining years silently reminiscing about his past glory. Alternatively, if the policy is not exclusive to Quora users, then the collective plea is for him to leave the public stage permanently, along with other right-wing public figures.

Self-Centered Egoists and Public Life

Other observers have pointed out that Piers Morgan seems to thrive on being the center of attention. The phrase "Long Walk Off a Short Pier" echoes the idea that his every move is aimed at drawing public attention. It suggests that self-centered, egoistical individuals often find solace in being the focus of everything, as it is the essence of their lives.

Publicity and Television Appearances

Many believe that Morgan’s sole motive for his actions is to gain publicity. The expectation is that soon, he will have his own television show, cementing his status in the media landscape. This, however, raises questions about the longevity of such careers and the impact of such figures on society.

Seeking Therapy vs. Tenacious Ego

A more humane suggestion is that Morgan should seek therapy. It is evident that he is struggling with some basic challenges that many humans face daily, and therapy could significantly improve his emotional and mental health. However, the pessimistic view holds that he will continue to live in denial, reinforcing his fragile ego, which is the root of his unhappiness. Instead of embracing healing and growth, he might find new platforms to spread his negative influence.

Anticipating a Reminder

The most controversial suggestion is that Morgan should become Donald Trump’s assistant. The idea is meant to satirize the relationship between the two figures and to remind audiences of their similar traits and the potential for chaos in a leadership role. This, however, is more of a joke than a serious suggestion, highlighting the precarious nature of both their public personas.