Pied into Bliss: The Sweet and Humorous Experience of Being Pie Mortared in the Face

Have you ever had a pie smashed in your face? If so, how was it? If not, would you like to experience this unique and humorous event? For me, pie mashed on my face wouldn't be complete unless it's a pecan pie, and it should be done gently without causing any harm. However, as we'll see in this story, even a key lime pie can bring immense joy and laughter.

The Romance of a Key Lime Pie

While there are different ways to define 'smashed,' not all pies are created equal. In my perfect scenario, the pie would be a delightful pecan variety, but in the story to come, it's a luscious key lime pie that turns a regular day into an unforgettable experience. A few summers ago, while doing some shopping on a hot morning, I stumbled into a cafe/bakery to enjoy an iced coffee.

The Humorous Encounter

As I sat under an umbrella, enjoying the breeze and scenery, I spotted a very handsome man at the shop's counter. His presence was unsettling, and I couldn't help but keep a close watch on him. When he ordered a key lime pie, my curiosity peaked. I wanted to hide that I had noticed him, so I turned away as he turned to leave the shop.

But fate had other plans. As I peeked my gaze toward him, my face was suddenly engulfed by a cold, thick, and creamy substance. I immediately felt the sweet lime sensation in my mouth, and my eyes were smothered shut. The key lime pie spread across my head, long hair, shoulders, and bosom. In a matter of moments, the pie cascaded down to my feet, settling atop a pie tin.

The Aftermath and Unexpected Outcome

Caught in the moment, I remained frozen, stunned and giggling as pie was my only blanket. The scene was unexpectedly observed by many people around me, mostly gigling at my humiliation. As visibility returned, I saw a mound of crust, cream, and custard located around my feet, and a pie tin lying nearby. The handsome man who caught my attention was nowhere to be seen, and I had no way of knowing who, or even if, the pie was thrown by. However, in my mind, the handsome stranger fit the bill.

I began to laugh, blushing, and feeling immensely flattered. It seemed like the staff and patrons were thoroughly enjoying the scene of a pretty young woman covered in pie! With no additional way of knowing that I was a victim of pie, I secretly desired a mess-up from a handsome, sexy man, and suddenly it was clear that I was one. Despite my hair, makeup, dress, and flats being covered, I couldn't deny the joy this event brought. Over the rest of the day, the sun dried the lingering cream and custard, leaving me with a key lime fragrance that would stand me in good stead. What an unforgettable morning it was!

So, if you haven't had a pie smashed in your face, don't worry. Just like me, you might find the experience more hilarious than harmful. And who knows, it might just turn out to be one of the most memorable mornings of your life!