If Home Alone Was Real: The Real-World Injuries Sustained by Harry and Marv

In the comedic and thrilling home invasion scenarios depicted in the Home Alone and its sequel, the burglars, Harry and Marv, face a range of DIY traps and traps set by the young protagonist, Kevin McCallister. While these scenes entertain viewers, it's important to consider what would happen if these traps followed the laws of physics and caused real-world harm.

Common Injuries Sustained in Movie Traps

Sprained ankle, bruised tailbone, or possible fracture: When characters slip on ice, they often incur these types of injuries. Concussion, facial lacerations, and broken nose: A blow from a paint can to the face can cause significant trauma. Severe burns on the face and hands: Being on the receiving end of a blowtorch can lead to severe injuries. Falls leading to sprains, bruises, or cuts: The shock of encountering a tarantula in a trap could be just as dangerous as the fall itself. Puncture wound, possible infection, and significant pain: A nail to the foot can cause these injuries. Falling could lead to fractures: Slipping on marbles could result in trips and falls. Head trauma or skull fractures: Being hit by a falling brick can cause serious injuries. Electrical burns, muscle spasms, or cardiac arrest: Getting electrocuted from a wire can be fatal. Sprained wrists or ankles from falls: Wet floors can lead to significant injury. Burns, shrapnel wounds, or respiratory issues: Gas explosions from fireworks can be extremely dangerous. Broken bones: Falling from the roof can result in severe injuries.

Synopsis of Potential Injuries

The injuries sustained by Harry and Marv in the Home Alone movies are often exaggerated for comedic effect. However, in a real-world scenario, the likelihood of surviving such incidents without serious long-term consequences would be low. Here's a summary of the potential injuries:

Harry: He faces numerous traps that lead to a range of injuries, including: BB gun to the groin Slips on ice Burns from hot door handles and blowtorches Multiple blows to the head, chest, and face Fall from the roof Marv: Similarly, Marv faces a savage range of traps, resulting in: Bricks to the face from a height of several stories Electrocution Falls and slips leading to serious injuries, including fractures and burns Multiple hits from falling paint cans Attacks by pigeons

Both would likely be dead or severely injured in a real-world scenario.

Real-World Applications and Medical Assessment

For a more realistic application of these antics, check out The Aggression Scale. For a detailed medical assessment of the burglars’ injuries, read this article.

Kevin Wins in both movies, not because he can defeat the adult burglars, but due to the sheer number of traps and the creative ways he sets them up to ensure their downfall.