Chapter from Heaven: TV and More
Fantasizing about life in heaven, one of the most prominent questions that arise is the presence and features of televisions. Would they exist? And if so, would they resemble our earthly screens? This article delves into the intricacies of the question, discussing the likelihood and nature of televisions in the afterlife.
Televisions in Heaven: A Question of Necessity and Reality
One might argue that there is no need for televisions in heaven. After all, one can experience all the joy, drama, and adventure of our favorite shows in person. However, even in an ideal, reality-free world, the question of TVs remains fascinating. What size would they be? 4K or 8K? Would they have surround sound similar to our existing technology, or would they be even more advanced? Would they have the best sub-woofers ever?
A Past Encounter with TV
Reflecting on personal experiences, I almost died from severe malnutrition. I recall a television with a really bad connection, which made me wonder if the TVs in heaven would be an improvement. I hope that when I truly die, I will be able to watch things in 9K resolution, though fingers are crossed. The thought of a 9K television in heaven is nothing short of exciting, but it leaves us wondering if such a luxury is necessary or even possible.
The Problem with Television in the Afterlife
TVs in heaven would serve a different purpose than the ones we have on Earth. While on Earth, TV turns celebrities into products to worship and brainwashes the world to sell. In heaven, the programming would be of a religious nature, specifically televangelism. This begs the question, would you rather watch televangelists non-stop or enjoy personal interactions and experiences?
Dreams of a Technological Afterlife
Would heaven have the best technology, including Venezuelos for watching movies? Some believe that heaven might offer a comprehensive selection of movies and TV series, similar to Netflix, but for free. This raises the question of whether the afterlife would be a showcase of technology or a realm beyond such concerns.
Other Questions and Speculations about Heaven
Friends and family, as well as other existential questions, come to mind when contemplating life in heaven. Would you miss your living loved ones? Would you have to travel with wings or through human means? Would food in heaven last forever, or would it be subject to expiration? What about the reclusive activities like skydiving, would they still exist in heaven?
Final Reflections on Heavenly Reality
As foolish as it might seem, some believe that in heaven, they would be handed white robes with halos and white dove wings. They would then be taught to sing in a Church choir for eternity, to praise God. Would there truly be time for televisions in such an environment? This raises the question of what we truly desire and want in an afterlife that transcends our earthly needs and desires.