Challenging Gang Tactics: A Seemingly Unstoppable Stand
Do any of my opponents have an advantage over me in this game? I may not have a definitive answer, but the outcome often leaves them in deep trouble. I return home with a smile, far more often than I come back with a frown, and they leave with the burning desire to retaliate.
Innovative Tactics and Moffled Humor
My strategies can be quite creative, with friends even joking that Team Lil Bitch, which includes the harassers in downtown, might need a whole new book on handling individuals like me. They've never expected such innovative methods. My friends often comment, ‘The COINTELPRO writers in DC will need to add new chapters on countering Kat!’ Regardless, I'm unbothered by their tactics.
From Physical Encounters to Technological Surveillance
Not only have I engaged in more physical confrontations, but I've also developed a series of sophisticated tactics. I've been following their vehicles for weeks, collecting license plate numbers, and spying on where these vehicles park. This constant surveillance has, according to my lawyer, provided ample evidence that their actions constitute stalking.
On the Highway: A Mélange of Aggressiveness and Humor
Aggressive Driving and Practical Jokes
Driving on the highway, I often take my ride to its limits—swooping in and out lane changes without warning, then suddenly dropping speed to 30 mph on a 65 mph highway. Friends like Terry always add a layer of humor, witnessing crowds of at least seven cars following me with their brights on, moving at the same speed as me. This, they find amusing.
A Breakdown and Audible Fun
The night was particularly memorable. A jeep cornered me, attempting to blind me with its bright lights. Despite this, I slowed down to 30 mph, causing the jeep to follow. My friends were entertained to see at least seven cars in a single file line, all with their lights on and all moving at 30 mph, while seven harassed cars struggled to avoid crashing into each other.
Making Them Enraged with a Song
Mastering the art of driving, whether it involves the road or their extremely dumb actions, they become extremely irritated. I use lighthearted mockery as a psychological weapon. I often break into a song when I'm close to them, reciting, “One little, two little, three little chickenshits, Four little, five little, six little chickenshits, Seven little, eight little, nine little chickenshits, Ten cowards at heart!” This drives them crazy, and they relentlessly honk and gesture, clearly expressing their frustration.
Games of Hide and Seek: Playing on Their Speed
Gauging and Outmaneuvering Them
While I don't match their brute force with a larger fleet of vehicles, I counter with agility. When they attempt to box me in, I mostly allow it, unless it’s a speeding trap. However, I’ll take a dramatic left or right into a narrow gap between them, confusing their strategies. This continuous cat-and-mouse game is frustrating for them, yet it entertains me like an unpredictable game of hide and seek.
No Fixed Plan: Letting the Situation Decide
No plans? Not much of a plan, really. I just follow my instincts, letting the moment dictate my actions. However, my approach often leaves my opponents dumbfounded. Just when one thinks they’ve seen it all, another unpredictable move surprises them. In my book, this impulsive behavior works because they never know what's coming next, and they become even dumber as they try to outwit me.